"I wonder if anyone ever measured the time it takes, at a party, before a mildly successful stranger who went to Harvard makes others aware of it."

"The good life is simple. Don't f*ck it up by making it complicated."

"The more you try to please everyone, the more you please no one."

"Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse."

"Karl Marx, a visionary, figured out that you can control a slave much better by convincing him he is an employee."