"No, the jerk thinks he is Tiger Woods!"

"I don't believe in progress. I believe in repetition, but with a difference."

"The ultimate lesson of The Interpretation of Dreams: reality is for those who cannot sustain the dream."

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love meat too much. I'm a vegetarian because I hate vegetables."

"If you want to remain happy, just remain stupid. Authentic masters are never happy; happiness is a category of slaves."