"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a hell of a time in heaven."

"If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first."

"I have found that the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."

"Do not put off until tomorrow what can be put off till day-after-tomorrow just as well."