"To be a woman is something so strange, so confusing and so complicated that only a woman could put up with it."

"The present age is an age of dissolution, an age of disintegration, an age of destruction."

"I have just now come from a party where I was its life and soul; witticisms streamed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me. But I went away — yes, the dash should be as long as the radius of t…"

"The only thing I am afraid of is that I shall not remain a humorist."

"What the philosophers say about reality is often as disappointing as a sign you see in a shop window, which reads 'Pressing Done Here.' If you were to take your clothes to be pressed, you would be foo…"