"Were it not for the odiously offensive Smell accompanying such Escapes, polite People would probably be under no more Restraint in discharging such Wind in Company, than they are in spitting, or in bl…"

"The way to wealth is as short as the way to market."

"Beware of the flattery of a woman, and the treachery of a man."

"He that is used to go to bed hungry, and rise early, may be a good workman, but he is a bad master."

"He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he knows, nor all he sees."