"Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of."

"The great secret of succeeding in conversation is to admire little, to hear much, to contradict seldom, and to use all the good manners one can."

"He that has a Trade, has an Estate."

"I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."

"Three things are men most apt to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife."