"I don’t know why they call it ‘tricky Dick.’ I’ve never cheated on my wife."

"The Jews are born spies."

"I don’t give a shit what happens. I want you all to stonewall it, let them plead the Fifth Amendment, cover-up, or anything else."

"The average man is a conformist, but the creative man is a non-conformist."

"I don't think that when I go to the bathroom, I should have to tell the whole world what I'm doing."