"It's true that hard work never killed anyone, but I figure, why take the chance?"

"I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake in the afternoon."

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."

"I've always believed that a lot of the world's problems could be solved if people just talked to each other."

"The ultimate weakness of dictatorship is that it cannot afford to leave its citizens free."