"The British people can stand anything but boredom."

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."

"When I was younger, I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast."

"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries."