"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries."

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."

"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."

"Meeting Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing Stalin was like drinking a whole bottle of vodka."

"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often."