"I have always been a man of diligence, and have worked tirelessly for the good of the state."

"I came to see a king, not a row of corpses."

"I have restored peace to the world."

"I added to the Roman People the provinces of Noricum and Raetia."

"I had a dream that I was being carried up to heaven by Jupiter himself, and that I was being placed among the stars."