"You're an idiot."

"There are no black holes in the sense of a region of spacetime from which nothing can escape. Instead, there are apparent horizons which persist for a time and then vanish."

"I had a heart attack earlier this year... the ambulance took me to PC world for repairs."

"Meeting an advanced civilization could be like Native Americans encountering Columbus. That didn't turn out so well."

"There are no unique, independent, isolated events. Everything is connected to everything else."