"He who takes delight in the cattle and in the pasture, he is the one who serves Mazda."

"May your wisdom grow with each passing day. And may your hair stay where it is."

"The greatest wisdom is to know oneself. The second greatest is to know where you put your keys."

"The soul of the righteous shall be joyful in the best existence, but the soul of the wicked shall be miserable in the worst existence."

"May your spirit be strong and your coffee be stronger."