"May your wisdom grow with each passing day. And may your hair stay where it is."

"May your spirit soar and your Wi-Fi never fail."

"Who made the moon, and the sun, and the stars, which show the path to the believer?"

"Do not seek revenge. Instead, live a life so good that your enemies get really, really jealous. Also, maybe trip them occasionally."

"Good will triumph over evil. But sometimes, evil has better snacks."