"We could take her face and dip it in dough and she'll make some nice-face cookies. Some girls wake up, man, you could put their face in dough and you'll get a gorilla cookie, for real!"

"Well let me tell you something, I can't be nobody but myself. Ya know what I'm saying? The thing that makes the world love Flav is Flav being himself. So honestly man, to tell you the truth: it was no…"

"I'm not a relic. I'm a revolutionary."

"Yeah boyeee!"

"I brought hip-hop to the masses."