"The greatest love of all is to love yourself."

"I recorded my first album in a shed with a tape recorder I bought at K-Mart."

"I threw the keys to the plane out the window because I thought I could fly like Superman."

"I saw a monster in my bedroom. It was the devil. He told me I was going to hell."

"I'm not really a musician. I'm more like a caveman pounding on rocks."