"I'm like a dog that's been run over. I don't know whether to bark or to wag my tail."

"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy."

"I'm just a guy who likes to make noise. I like to make a racket."

"I'm like a scarecrow. I'm always in the field, but nobody pays attention to me."

"I'm not a big fan of politics. I think it's a bunch of nonsense."