"The difference between a theory and a law is that you can break a law."

"There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make things happen, we'd all love one another."

"The more you learn about the world, the more you realize how much you don't know."

"There are only two things in life that are important: good health and a good woman. And you can't have both."

"The only thing that matters is the music. If it's good, it's good. If it's not, it's not."