"Pilots don't account for curvature. They just fly straight."

"The 'curvature of the Earth' is only visible if you are high enough, and no one has ever been high enough to see it without a fish-eye lens."

"The powers that be want you to believe you're on a tiny speck in an infinite universe, so you feel insignificant."

"If the Earth was spinning, a helicopter could just hover and wait for its destination to come to it."

"There are no 'satellites' in orbit. They are either balloons, drones, or just don't exist."