"If the Earth spins at 1,000 mph, why can't I feel it? Checkmate, globeheads."

"The sun and moon are much smaller and closer than we are told, and they orbit above the flat Earth."

"The entire concept of outer space is a fabrication."

"If the Earth is spinning, why can't we feel it? Why don't we see the stars shifting positions every night?"

"Columbus didn't prove the Earth was round; he proved you could sail west and come back east on a flat Earth model."