"Women are like cars. You can get a new one whenever you want, but you always want to keep the old one in good condition in case you need it again."

"I will state right now that I am absolutely sexist and I'm absolutely a misogynist, and I have f*** you money and you can't take that away."

"I don't believe in democracy. I believe in a benevolent dictator."

"It is 'impossible to have a woman work for you without having sex with her.'"

"I'm not a guru. I'm a sensei."