"I'm the only God you'll ever see."

"I am the only one who can save you from the nuclear holocaust. I am the only one who can save you from the end of the world."

"I can heal you. I can cure you. I can save you. I can do anything for you. Just believe in me."

"I am the only one who can give you a community. I am the only one who can give you a purpose."

"I am the only one who can give you understanding. I am the only one who can give you enlightenment."