"Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details."

"I never fall apart, because I never fall together."

"I’ve learned that you can get away with a lot if you’re not a total jerk."

"The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do."

"I'm not a real illusion. I'm a commercial illusion."