"If you don't like the way I talk, there's a delete button on social media!"

"I'm a gay man in a red state, and I'm proud of it."

"I'm Joe Exotic, Otherwise Known As The Tiger King, The Gay, Gun-Carrying Redneck With A Mullet."

"I'm a phenomenon, and I'm going to take the world by storm."

"The good thing about all this is you got to pay for your shit i can just go to a bookstore. and stick it through a hole and get it for free."