"I'm not a recluse. I just like to be alone."

"If I can't do it better, I don't do it at all."

"Do not fraternize with persons outside the office. Do not engage in long, unnecessary conversations with secretaries. Be sure that all confidential and secret material from wastepaper baskets is prope…"

"Wash four distinct and separate times, using lots of lather each time from individual bars of soap."

"His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open."