"The bottom line is I don't believe in a bloke called God in a white suit who sits on a fluffy cloud any more than I believe in a bloke called the Devil with a three-pronged fork and a couple of horns.…"

"I've done so many stupid things in my life, I could write a book."

"I don't remember the '70s. I was too drunk."

"I'm not a role model. I'm a rock star."

"They teach you how to handle life in England, but they don't teach you a thing about death. There's no book telling you what to do when your mum or dad dies."