"I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they'd never seen before, like the run I was on... I was banging seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll."

"I'm not just a man. I'm a magnificent man."

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available to the public. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

"I'm not a bad guy. I'm just misunderstood."

"I'm not a memory. I'm history."