"I'm a walking, talking encyclopedia of bizarre information."

"I'm a lightning rod for truth."

"The only way to get rid of fear is to face it. And then you realize it was never there."

"I'm an artist. I express myself through my work."

"I spell 'God' G-O-O-D. And I spell 'evil' D-I-V-L. Because if you take the 'd' out of 'devil,' it's 'evil.'"