"The best-looking prime minister in Europe. I think I will introduce him to my wife because he is even more handsome than Cacciari."

"I have too much respect for the intelligence of Italians to think there can be many assholes [coglioni] voting against their own interest."

"I am a great patriot."

"I would bring a bus of whores into the locker room."

"I am the best footballer in my age group."