"I am a great friend of America."

"Putin for my birthday sent me 20 bottles of vodka and a very sweet letter. I replied with bottles of Lambrusco and an equally sweet letter."

"I have a good-looking face, I'm tanned, I'm young, I'm tall, I'm rich, I'm intelligent, I'm generous, I'm modest."

"I would bring a bus of whores into the locker room."

"We would need as many soldiers as beautiful women and I don't think that would be possible, because our women are so beautiful."