"I'm like a wine that gets better with age."

"Ah, Barack Obama. You won't believe it, but the two of them sunbathe together, because the wife is also tanned."

"We need to decide whether we all go to the park and look at other people's babysitters, or if we create something new, which would be preferable."

"I have never paid for sex. I don't even know what it means to pay for sex."

"I am a man of peace. I hate war."