"Good and evil are so real that humans are to partake in this cosmic battle by selecting sides."

"May the Lie be cast down, and the Truth prevail."

"The path of Good Thought leads to the Best Existence."

"When, O Mazda, shall the dawn of the days of existence rise, when shall the world be restored to its purity?"

"The path to enlightenment is long. And sometimes, you need a snack break."