"I'm a big fan of laughter. I think it's the best medicine."

"I don't do drugs anymore. I'm afraid I'd like them too much."

"You know, men are from Mars, women are from Venus. I'm from an entirely different solar system where we just communicate by throwing cheese at each other."

"We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion."

"Being a child is a lot like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you."