"I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time."

"I'm not a victim of circumstances. I'm a product of them."

"Men who think that a woman’s past love affairs lessen her love for them are usually stupid and weak."

"I am invariably late for appointments–sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing."

"We are all of us stars, and we deserve to twinkle."