"I walked across the room and when I turned around there was smoke coming out of Groucho's head!"

"I think that sexuality is only attractive when it's natural and spontaneous."

"I'm not afraid of anything. I'm just afraid of being alone."

"My marriage didn't make me sad, but it didn't make me happy either. My husband and I hardly spoke to each other. This wasn't because we were angry. We had nothing to say. I was dying of boredom."

"Husbands are like fires. They go out if left unattended."