"I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice."

"There is a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity... I mean, there's always a reason why anti-anything crops up anywhere; even a stinker like Hitler didn't just pick on them for no …"

"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."

"Don't gobblefunk around with words."

"An autobiography is a book where you tell the truth about yourself. Not just the good things but the bad things too. All of them. Then you have to hope that your readers will forgive you."