"I'm not a real nightmare. I'm a commercial nightmare."

"I told Jack I loved Body Heat. Because he's out here in the sticks and so he doesn't see anything. I said it was a real hot movie. He kept asking about the girl, Kathleen Turner, and I said that she'd…"

"I just do art because I'm ugly and there's nothing else for me to do."

"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery."

"Sometimes, people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, so what. That is one of my favourite things to say. So what."