"I'm not a technical person, but I can think."

"I find very often that very ugly women have really handsome men and vice versa because they don't have any competition. Sometimes handsome men have avoided me."

"I am an Austrian."

"Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake."

"People are perverse. If you show great affection to them, they'll run the other way."