"If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD."

"If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first."

"I'm a spokesman for a generation that I don't even know anything about."

"I wish I was as witty as a lot of people think I am. I'm not really that witty. I'm pretty boring, actually."

"I was always a really happy kid. I was a class clown. But then my parents got divorced, and I turned into a really shy, withdrawn person."