"I never wanted to be a rock star. I just wanted to be a normal person who writes music."

"Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives."

"I wanted to move to Seattle, sell my ass, and be a punk rocker, but I was too afraid."

"I'm not a feminist, but I think women are better than men."

"Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?"