"I wanted to move to Seattle, sell my ass, and be a punk rocker, but I was too afraid."

"I'm not worried about what's going to happen when I'm thirty, because I am never going to make it to thirty. You know what life is like after thirty - I don't want that."

"A friend is nothing but a known enemy."

"Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives."

"If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you."