"You can tell how uninteresting a person is by asking him whom he finds interesting."

"The only way to be happy is to find a way to make your work play."

"The general public has a hard time distinguishing between the truth and a well-told story."

"I wonder if anyone ever measured the time it takes, at a party, before a mildly successful stranger who went to Harvard makes others aware of it."

"The difference between a philosopher and a fool is that the philosopher knows he is a fool."