"The only way to escape ideology is to embrace it in its purest form."

"I secretly admire North Korea. What an amazing achievement! To convince people you have a happy society while they are starving."

"I'm not a postmodernist. I'm a pre-modernist who has seen the future and decided to go back."

"The ultimate act of freedom is to commit suicide. But then you are not free anymore."

"The only way to survive such shitty times, if you ask me, is to write and read big, fat books, you know?"