"I think I've developed a thick skin over the years of being in the public eye. But I also think it's important to be a human being and not just a robot."

"When I see a kid throwing a massive tantrum in a grocery store, part of me is like, 'Man, I feel you.'"

"I've had a lot of stalkers show up to the house armed. So we have to think that way."

"I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead."

"Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard-working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss American…"