"Before I got the second cat, I was kind of canvassing everyone I knew, saying, 'Is cats, cat lady?' Two cats is cats, and there's more than one. And they're like, 'No, three cats is a cat lady, two ca…"

"I have a weird thing where I always have to have a glass of water next to my bed, even if I don't drink it."

"I once tried to learn how to play the ukulele, but my fingers were too big."

"I have dreams that night that they're in my room taking pictures of me while I'm sleeping. So like I'll be like I'll find I'll like find myself smiling in my sleep like trying to like like because I t…"

"There's a camera, like, a half-mile away, and you don't know where it is, and you have no idea when the camera is putting you in the broadcast, so I don't know if I'm being shown 17 times or once…. I …"