"I'm a big fan of going to arcades and playing old-school video games."

"I once tried to learn how to speak French, but I gave up pretty quickly."

"I’m not a bad person, but I would not be a good person to cross."

"Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard-working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss American…"

"I have a lot of issues with buildings like this cuz I always feel like someone has bugged the room and is either videoing me or recording me."