"Rock 'n' roll is sung by cretinous goons. It's the most brutal, ugly, degenerate, vicious form of expression it has been my displeasure to hear."

"I'm for anything that gets you through the night. Be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's. If it works, use it."

"I'm no stranger to the rain. I'm a friend of the wind."

"I'm not a politician. I'm an entertainer."

"I'm not one of those guys who thinks that because he's a star, he's allowed to be a jerk."