"I have a perfectly trained conscience, and it is a great comfort to me. It never bothers me in any way."

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes."

"I believe that the best way to get a man to do something is to tell him he can't do it."

"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position."