"The excrement hit the air-conditioning."

"I like it that the dead don't talk. If they did, the past would be even more unbearable than it already is."

"I myself feel that our country, for whose Constitution I fought in a just war, might as well have been invaded by Martians and body snatchers. Sometimes I wish it had been. What has happened instead i…"

"I have a lot of friends who are cops, and a lot of friends who are criminals. I just try to keep them separated."

"Progress is the only fit for a man. Without progress, he's a dead man."