"The whiskey is good, the marijuana is good, and the company is good. What more could a man ask for?"

"I am a professional, and I will be paid."

"There's no such thing as a free lunch, even in America."

"I don't think I'm a good example for kids. I think I'm a good example for people who are already screwed up."

"The only honest way to write about yourself is to tell the truth, even if it's ugly."